Did you hear about the farmer in the earthquake?
He looked out at his field and it was completely warped and he thought....
Isn't that a plot twist?
What did the overly excited Gardener do when Spring came?
He wet his plants
Why did the mommy jalapeño make the baby jalapeño wear a jacket?
Because he was a little chili
Did you hear about the explosion at the pi factory?
3.14 People died
What does a butcher get when he backs into a meat grinder?
Just a little behind in his work
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
2 fish were in a tank
One said to the other:
You man the guns, I'll drive